No Pooftahs!

Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you, Amen! Do you know what a pooftah is? Probably not. That's okay, tho. Firstly, READ THIS GORRAM STORY!!! Seriously, it's the bomb. Also, I'm thinking that I want to design a website. That'll be fun. I wanted this post to be about something poignant as well as topical, but to be completely honest, I can't really think of anything. Wow, this is a waste of post, but sometimes.