A Conversation

Harley and I are talking about how funny we are:

Harley (H): Yeah, funny things are always coming out of my mouth.
Me (Matches.): Yeah, and funny things are always going into your mouth! Ba-Zing!
H: (quizzical look)
Me: Like, I dunno, like penises or something. (pause) Maybe if they were shaped funny. (pause) Like a Z or something. (pause) Well, not funny ha-ha, just funny weird.

LONG AWKWARD PAUSE

H: Yeah, that's not going on a t-shirt.