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Monday, December 14, 2009

The Eight Commandments According to Eddie

Here are some commandments thanks to Mr. Izzard:

Never piss in a toaster
Never eat barbed wire
Don't call yourself Mr. Jim Jams
Never scrape your brain with the back of a comb
Never put you toes in a fire
Never cellotape you eyelids to your mothers'
Don't put your knitting on the stage Mrs. Worthington
Never cellotape your hair to a tractor

They're a little different than the ones for squirrels.


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