Pass the Duchie Pan, The Left Hand Side!

Hey, I was just mentioning to some friends (probably the exact people who are reading this right now) that I haven't updated this in a while, so I'm writing to say, my b. Also, I'll be posting a short story that I wrote, in a van, down by the river, probably today. I say that tentatively, but why not. I'll put myself out there. Meanwhile, I've gotta go...