Shakespearen Insults

I found this website through a source, and it creates unique Shakespearen style insults. I found tons that were hilarious. I'm cereal. Here are the best of the best:

-Thou lascivious prick-eared bag of guts!
-Thou impertinent ill-bred flax-wench!
-Thou puking dread-bolted wagtail!
-Thou greasy tallow-faced haggard!
-Thou base muddy-mottled horn-beast!
-Thou tongueless tickle-brained vile worm!

I've always liked Shakespeare. And this was a very cool thing to find. Speak them all in an English accent, if you can, and they're even more fun. Coming Soon: Serenity wins the Hugo Award and Joss is Boss. Morena, not lame-a.