The Best Toilet Quote Ever

So, I made this comment to my friend Tiggs, and I thought that I would let you in on the joke. It involves this picture:
"They require the balance of an acrobat, the stamina of a marathon runner, and the aim of a sharpshooter. I enjoyed none of those talents, and required many hours of cleaning up." -- Me

*That's going in Bartlett's one day, better believe.