Kind of Lazy

Like I said, I was sick today so this is what I'm writing. Sorry.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and the bartender looked at him and said, 'Hey, we've got a drink named after you, and the grasshopper replied, 'Why would you have a drink named Bob?
The Prairie Home Companion

Two penguins were sitting on an ice floe... Just kidding.

A quote: "It's true that the clothes make the man, naked people have little or no influence in society." Mark Twain