Terri's Cellar Door

Stuff that happens to me, Terri.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007


Okay, to describe Reno 911: Miami in one word. It's hard. But I think I can do it. Drum Roll please............................ AWESOME. Okay, okay, I know what you're thinking. She talks about that show all the time on here, she loves the show when it comes on Comedy Central, why wouldn't she love the show when it goes to the movies? Well, no reason, that's why! But still, it's really a stupendous movie with a ridiculous plot, over the top characters and waaaaay too many cameos. But, that's definately a good thing. So, brief summary: The deputys of Reno head out to Miami to attend a National Police convention. So, basically something goes wrong, and they end up having to do all the policing for the whole city of Miami! Ridiculous, I know, but bear with me. So, they have all types of adventures doing what they do best. No, not being cops, no not arresting bad guys, did you ever watch this show? What they do best is getting into trouble, harrasing innocent people, using their power in inappropriate ways, questioning each others sexuality, and running away when things get too heavy. And with them doing it on the big screen, well, it just makes things delightful, doesn't it? There are all kinds of new characters (some I'm hoping will make it back to the small screen) and members of the State, Stella, and all kinds of cameos. It even has Trudy being racist, which as a fan of the show, I knew that this wouldn't be a Reno movie without it. As for the 'R' rating, this movie earned it. I took my 13 year old brother to see and, and yes, there were boobies, so I felt a little bad about that. I wouldn' have taken him to see it, if I had known. Or I at least would have covered his eyes with my hand, or a handkerchief or something. Anyway, so, on Terri's-Scale-O'-Movies, with 10 being the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, and 1 being Doo-Doo Brown 2: Electric Boogaloo, this movie recieves a 9.5. I mean, it was that good. So, here's what I'm telling you to do; get in your car, drive to the theater, and GO SEE RENO 911:Miami. You'll thank me for it. Also, while you're at it, pick me up a strawberry milkshake, thanks.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

SuperHero Love Match

First off let me say: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!! I like to say Valentime's cause I think it's cute, but anyway.... This is a quiz that I took online, it finds your best SuperHero Love match. Which I think is a cute idea. I would have rather had Beast, but I got Madman. Which is kinda sucky, 'cause I've never heard of him before. Beast was close second with 61%. Hank is a manly man, but very cultured, which I like.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Pinky Jenkins Part One

This is from a show called Kung Faux. One of the best kung fu redubbing/hip-hop show of all time. They show it on like Nitro TV or Octane or something on FOD, but they censor it, and this just doesn't need censoring. Anyway, there isn't really a way to describe it so just watch. Also, you'd look this way too, if you got hit in the face with a syphillis stick.

Pinky Jenkins Part Two

Choocha is one bad mutha-shutyourmouth!

Pinky Jenkins Part Three

The saga continues...

Friday, February 02, 2007

Free Peter and Sean!

'Nuff said. I'm sure you've heard about this: Two guys, doing some freelance advert work, put up some signs that light up in the dark. They advertise the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force (one of my faves on [as]). So, now they're on trial in Boston for some bogus terrorism thing. This is a travesty and so ridiculous that I refuse to even spend any more time discussing it.


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